"Child Birth"

Due to a power outage at the time, only one
paramedic responded to the call. The house
was very, very dark, so the paramedic asked
Katelyn, a 3 year old girl, to hold a flashlight
high over her mommy so he could see while
he helped deliver the baby. Very diligently,
Katelyn did as she was asked.

Heidi pushed and pushed, and after a little
while Connor was born. The paramedic lifted
him by his little feet and spanked him on his
bottom. Connor began to cry. The paramedic
then thanked Katelyn for her help and asked
the wide-eyed 3-year old what she thought
about what she had just witnessed.

Katelyn quickly responded, "He shouldn't have
crawled in there in the first place. Smack him